'Gossip Girl': Preview for Episode 2.15

The you-know-what hit the proverbial fan last week on Gossip Girl, with revelations all around for our favorite Upper East Siders. Rufus (Matthew Settle) and Lily (Kelly Rutherford) are out on a love-child manhunt. Dan (Penn Badgely) knows that he and Serena (Blake Lively) share a half-sibling, and is feeling justifiably weird about the fact that he—whoever the lovechild is—could say, “Oh, that couple making out? That's my brother and sister.”

Uncle Jack Bass (guest star Desmond Harrington) blew into town, bringing Chuck (Ed Westwick) back from Bangkok, an all-too-appropriately named city for the young Bass, who was up to his eyelids in opium and Thai hookers. Back in New York, Chuck almost chucked himself off the roof of Victrola, but was once again saved by Blair's (Leighton Meester) love, and her persuasion skills. Jenny (Taylor Momsen) finally acts as hardcore as her Debbie Harry mullet, taking Penelope and the other headbands down a step or two over their evil-stepsister treatment of the not-so-innocent-herself Nelly Yuki.

Oh yeah, and something dubious happened between Blair and Uncle Jack on New Year's Eve, and Blair wants to keep the secret from Chuck. When the secret comes out, we hope it's more of an “Oh no!” than an “Eww!” Otherwise we'll need to start calling him Uncle Jail Bait.

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